I gotta say I’d have to be happy to make it to 87 before I died. Though I might want to change my mind once I got to 86.
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I gotta say I’d have to be happy to make it to 87 before I died. Though I might want to change my mind once I got to 86.

The closer you get to that magical age where you think you’re going to die the more eager you are to postpone the event.
I’ll be happy when I’m 87, even if I’m already dead! That’s just the way I roll.