Some time ago, I was presented an opportunity and became a member of a particular group. The group has a lot of really successful members and they want me to be a success, too! There are a lot of them who wear the finest silk threads and are so well off that they practically live in their own country! And there’s a guy way above them even who has a golden driveway and even has a throne! In this day and age and this down economy – anyone with a throne is totally kicking ass! But I’ve never met any of those guys, and no one has ever met the founder. But I keep going to the weekly meetings. Everyone chips in whatever cash they have and although the product isn’t very useful or believable, they say that there WILL be a big payoff in the end. So they want us to keep going out and recruiting new members. The longer I stick around and the more recruits I bring on board, the more the group really gets behind me! My friends have told me that it’s a pyramid scheme, but the members tell me that terrible things are going to happen to my friends and that I should not listen to them. When I asked if we were a pyramid scheme, I was told that it was really more of a “triangle scheme”.
That’s it. Tomorrow I’m telling my priest that I’m not coming back.
So, have they come to your house with bibles and incense in hand ready to cast the demon out yet? Just checking.