Lately I’ve come to realize that my fear of nuns goes a long way to explaining why I consider March of the Penguins, the greatest horror movie ever made. Speaking of movies, we put on The Godfather the other night. When it was over, I did some work on a graphical representation of Don Corleone’s offers:
The fear of nuns is why I never became Catholic, although it didn’t stop me from marrying one!
I could never marry a nun!
We have to get you some help with this nun fear! I think it’s affecting your perception of the world, but that might be good.
Ah Don Don’s it’s even worse than you think. I can’t even tell the difference between nuns and penguins anymore! More on this tomorrow. I’m thinking of making it Nun Week.