A couple was arrested for being naked and having sex outside the St. Luke’s Church in Oklahoma City.
If you think I’m lying about their laying, see here: http://www.kfor.com/2014/07/10/okc-police-two-people-naked-having-sex-on-sidewalk-in-front-church/
Their affair was consummated on the sidewalk just below the cross outside the church in full view of cars and passerbys. The police said the couple reeked of alcohol. The police also said the sidewalk was so hot you could fertilize eggs on them, giving new meaning to the term “Pounding the Sidewalk.”
The church holds AA meetings creating speculation that the drunk couple showed up on the wrong day, then noticed a perfectly good sidewalk no one was using, saying “Since we’re here…”
Others have speculated that this may be a new type of street performance, but instead of passing a hat, they pass a plate.
In some primitive societies this would be part of the religious ritual.
I don’t think Oklahoma City is one of those societies, though.