Find a Friend With a Pickup Truck

YJ-ShishKabob

We have seen worse than this as you know if you’ve followed my blog posts long enough.   But the thought process of the driver that this is an acceptable method is what is amazing!

Just in case this isn’t obvious to ya, I fired up the Jagoff-estrator to point out this person’s lumber purchases that just doesn’t seem to fit.  Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is this a car that drove into a fence and then drove straight to Lowes to purchase some tools to free itself from this pesky stick?

Well, everything except the lack of an orange flag on the back of this thing indicates, this is someone who needs a friend with a pick up truck!

A little check on the Scion website says the entire length of the xB model, bumper to bumper, is 14.0083333-feet!  That means 14 feet, minus and engine, minus a dashboard, minus the other stuff ya bought….the numbers just don’t add up.  WHO NEEDS TWO (more Scions to hall stuff)?

But then again, maybe this really is a Scion Shish Kabob and they are headed home to park it on a driveway made of a nice, fluffy rice pilaf?

Whomever you are, paaaaaleeeeeeeze start networking with people who own pick-up trucks or, cut-out the next two pizza deliveries and pay for a lumber delivery, Ya Jagoffs!

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