Have you ever considered the possibility that the eight or so hours that you spend sleeping is actually your “real” life? And the sixteen hours that you’re awake is really the period of time where you rest up for the night’s activity? It sounds strange, sure, but we can’t prove beyond a doubt that that’s not true.
Perhaps you’ve been having this recurring dream:
You’re sprinting through a crowded mall, wearing a pair of shoes from the Gap. A price tag is still attached to the shoes and it’s fluttering furiously above your feet. You’re chasing someone, but you don’t know who. You can’t see the person but you can hear them howling with laughter. And from behind you can hear a mall cop shouting “Stop!!”
But the dream started back at the try-on bench at the Gap, all the way at the other end of the mall. In your excitement to try on the shoes, you dumped your purse and phone on the ground, right next to the bench. And an arm reached under, grabbed your phone, and then disappeared in a wave of giggles.
Have a great night. If you recognize the arm in the photo above, I’ll see you tonight at the mall (but you won’t see me). Sweet dreams.
What, that didn’t really happen?
cryptic dream analysis. I bet if you put up an ad on Craig’s List, you would get tons of clients. At least people who shop at the Gap.
This is precisely why I’m on my 69th phone this year.