Self-help gurus tell us it’s never too late.
It is too late.
300 million guns float around the U.S. and we’re going to control the 300 millionth and first?
A guy whose name should probably be pronounced Boner (John Boehner) was third in line to controlling the nuclear codes.
Donald Trump might control the nuclear codes, and even if he doesn’t, his bile covers everything.
Jenny McCarthy is a celebrity, and called an “actress” and “comedian” on IMDb.
We can’t undo that.
It’s all too late.
It’s hopeless. If Jenny McCarthy is called an actress, the world is ending!