ATTENTION! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don’t panic, help is on the way. Every Thursday we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind…

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1. I assume the rescue team is commanded by a Kernel.

   1. True but he’s a right nut.

2. so that’s what happened to my other kids!

   1. That maze does give closure.

3. Was this photo-cropped? I’m cornfused.

   1. I’m just a-mazed at the whole thing.

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