“I Feel Better Than I Did 20 Years Ago”: Walter Reed Docs Use Crystal Meth/Nutella Cocktail to Treat President for COVID-19

According to President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Sean Conley, “we knew the President had turned the corner on this virus Sunday night, when he asked both Dr. Deborah Birx and a Jamaican immunologist to dance with him as Close to You by the Carpenters played on the PA system in the hospital suite where he was staying.  Later that evening, he instructed Attorney General William Barr to start processing the paperwork to tear down the wall between Mexico and the United States.  The President was absolutely giddy!

“I think a lot of Americans are really going to like the post-COVID Donald Trump, or as we call him around the White House, Trump 2.0.” 

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