Splashing about in the acid reflux of the Biden/Trump Debate from Hell, Democrats have rallied to choose a bold new image for their party for the remainder of 2024: a struggling climber who embodies the phrase, “between a rock and a hard place.”
According to Democratic National Committee Chair Jaime Harrison, “anyone whose IQ exceeds that of a bowl of bean dip knows that, when it comes to being equal to the challenge of serving four more years, Biden is toast. Let’s be honest — the jam has been spread on that piece of bread. If the President stays in the race, Trump will crush him like a grape in a wine press, and civilization as we know it will come to an end in the United States, with chattel slavery being reinstituted and females assigned the legal status of “nonvoting reproductive pod” by the Supreme Court.
“On the other hand, if we pressure Biden to withdraw from the race, his feelings will be hurt.
“What a conundrum!”
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