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Sunday 07:49 PM

AT&T 7:46 PM

Hi, thanks for chatting with the AT&T virtual assistant. What brings you here today?

7:46 PM

I have a billing issue

AT&T 7:46 PM

Let me know how I can help. You can say things like “my bill is higher than normal”, “fees and charges”, or “I want to make a payment.

7:47 PM

I was originally told that my bill would be $51 a month. Why is it $20 more?

AT&T 7:47 PM

Let me get your bill to see if I can find the issue.

I found your current bill and see it went down by $48.80 compared to last month’s bill. Let me find out what changed.

I do not see any new charges on your bill. Can you give me more details about the changes you see?

7:47 PM

It is $21 more than it should be

AT&T 7:47 PM

Let me get your bill to see if I can find the issue.

I found your current bill and see it went down by $48.80 compared to last month’s bill. Let me find out what changed.

I do not see any new charges on your bill. Can you give me more details about the changes you see?

7:47 PM

I just did

AT&T 7:47 PM

OK, what changed on your bill?

I do not see any new charges on your bill. Can you give me more details about the changes you see?

7:48 PM

YOU JUST CONVINCED ME THAT COMPUTERS WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD…..

AT&T 7:48 PM

Sorry, I didn’t quite understand that. Can you give me more details about the changes you see?
 
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