President Trump’s incredible win on Nov. 5th has left a bitter taste in the mouth of many of the Leftists in the US. After a bitter campaign with Herr Trump throwing insults at anything that moved the final vote came in and it was for the former reality show star. He again appears to have gotten what he wanted. The defeat of Kamala Harris and the reintroduction of Donald Trump into the most hallowed of American political positions is a pill too bitter for many Americans to take. Riots have broken out in many American cities and thousands are questioning if the ballots had been counted right or if a fraud had occurred that stole the election away from Harris just as Trump had claimed that the 2020 election had been stolen from him.
Ballots have been recounted twice and checks have been made on voting machines to see if any tampering had occurred. Trump’s goon patrols have been out in force to quell any dissent that threatens his retaking of the highest office in America.
Trump will be re-inaugurated on January 20th as it is historically the day the new Commander in Chief takes over from the former President. Trump has already changed this event to be an actual Coronation with himself being crowned with a golden crown by his Vice President Vance. He is having a special robe made and a scepter that will resemble those that European Kings had during the golden years of Europe. His first act of taking office has been to disallow the use of the term ‘President’ as his title and replace it with ‘The Exalted One’.
Dissident crowds have formed wherever he speaks that protest his election win. These protests have been brutally suppressed by mysterious groups of baton wielding thugs wearing hockey-like face masks, red MAGA baseball caps, and shirts that state We Own America on them. They have been attacking liberal crowds, beating the participants, then disappearing back into the alleys and parking lots of whatever cities they are in. Emperor Trump calls them ‘his little bodyguards’.
Meanwhile, at the other end of the spectrum, crowds of protesters have been laying siege to Trump’s palatial Mar-A-Lago on Jan. 6th, the anniversary of the day on which he condoned his lemmings attacking the Capital Building in Washington, D.C. back in 2020. The protestors broke in the front door and proceeded to decimate everything they could get their hands on. They melted down his golden toilet and collected the cooled metal, slashed his life size painting of Benito Mussolini, set fire to his collection of Hustler magazines, threw his boxes of stolen White House silverware out the windows, opened up and broke his valued set of Teenage Girls Gone Wild, hammered Melania’s 7 cabinets full of cosmetics, smashed Trumps cases of hair gel, burned Trumps European made silver throne, broke into his secret Dungeon Of Erotic Delights, slashed Barron’s cases of condoms and finally tore apart Trump’s frozen stockpile of McDonald’s hamburgers.
Donny was in a rage when he got news of the attack upon his compound and immediately ordered Governor DeSantis to have all perpetrators arrested and immediately guillotined in public. DeSantis is reportedly contemplating whether his taking this action will improve his hopes for running for the Presidency in 2028 or detract from it.
Talking to the press he stated vehemently “This is an outrage! Don’t they know this is private property? It’s not the same as attacking the Capital of the United States; that is on public land! Mar-A-Lago is private! That should be hallowed! I want these perpetrators thrown into the deepest, darkest prison possible and tortured! In fact, I want to be the one torturing them! That is my right as I am now Emperor! I have the right to arrest and torture whoever I want! Just like Putin did to Navalny, only I won’t be as nice!”
When asked about how his wife, Melania was holding up during the storming, Trump said, “Oh, yeah, her……aaah, Eastern European broads are a dime a dozen. I can always find another one….”
More on this will be published as it happens…….