It was a meeting of the minds on how to deal with someone of a lesser mind. Elon had managed to communicate with the distant dictator about a subject important dear to the hearts of both of them- the American Predator……I mean American ‘President’ Trump and how to manage him. One wanted to be his buddy for financial purposes; the other to either control the leader of the wealthiest country in the world and traditional enemy of his own land or to get rid of him permanently. They both wanted something from the would-be despot and in that they found that a mutual cooperation between the two very different men would be a good thing.
It was Elon who, being the greater multi-dimensional genius of the two, approached the Russian ruble mogul with an idea so outlandish that it might be of benefit to both of them who had the same insatiable lust for endless wealth. In Putin’s case there was also an infinite need for dominance over his own country to the point of heartlessly sacrificing Russian men to his ambitions and for Elon it was an insatiable lust for technology and women. Unfortunately in his case he did lack a few brain cells when it came to women and using condoms or other forms of birth control. In that instance it was lucky both for him and for his multiple women that he was unbelievably wealthy. For his illegitimate kids it was also lucky that he was wealthy but not in the fact that to Musk they were little more than a minor inconvenience to him.
It was back when Trump and Elon first became buddies that the inspiration hit Musk. While Musk secretly admired fascism in people he engaged with, Trump inspired him not only with his wanton exercise of taking over everything possible but also with his inherent special brand of ignorance and gullibility. Elon saw how this weakness could be of great value to him.
Musk had just taken an interest in the microchip business and quickly learned the new art and how it could be of benefit to him. Then a neurologist who shall remain unnamed because I don’t want to die mysteriously because of mentioning who he is, discovered the art of planting computer chips in pigs brains first, then in humans. Because Elon’s new found buddy was a little bit like both of these creatures the experiments were worth trying. After much work he succeeded in implanting this device in the heads of a couple of his spare kids to see how well it would work.
IT DID! The kids became respectingly obedient to him in ways they weren’t before and he could manipulate them as he wished. Suddenly these couple children of his were of immense value to him and not just money sucking leeches as he viewed them before. He found out just how receptive they were to his doings and kept notes on it. They would step and fetch for him, go into hibernation when commanded, learn new skills when they were downloaded into them and become agreeable little brats when he wanted.
Elon then became a master schmoozler of Trump. He praised him, commended him, scratched his back when he asked for it and even found women for him Epstein style and even shared a couple of his. He became such a good buddy to Trump that Donald finally invited him to stay at the White House. Musk heartily accepted.
It was the third night at the White House that Elon made his move. He waited for Trump to be finished with his nightly dalliance with Melania after which she ran quickly to her own bedroom at the other end of the building and showered feverishly to get rid of the body odors and secretions that she had picked up from her husband. Elon snuck in his favorite brain surgeon to use his special methods of inserting chips at the base of the back of the skull where the spinal vertebrate entered. It took a good forty minutes to do the procedure but Donald was not only drugged but out cold from his exertion with Melania.
Waiting in patient expectation the next morning at breakfast. Trump came down late in his usual fashion and harangued the staff in his usual fashions about cold silverware, over cooked sausage and soft boiled eggs. Elon pressed his secret mini-transmitter in his pocket to ‘Babble’ and Trump began one his long-winded monologues haranguing the Democrats and especially Nancy Pelosi. Then he hit the ‘Monologue’ button and Donald started a rave on the late night comedians who berated him. Then he hit the ‘Political Duties’ button and the man mechanically made boring commentary on what he was going to do that day other than golf. This went on and on and The Donald ended up making a comment on just about everything humanly possible.
The chip was a success!!
Without having a clue as to why, Trump became a greater and greater friend of Elon Musk. The ‘President’ did not understand this, but it was of good fortune to him. He liked having rich buddies- they might always prove to be of profit or social value to him, much more so than his clinging Maga people whom he pretended to love even though they often brought him to the verge of gagging. For Musk’s part, his mental manipulation of the ‘President’ brought him mucho mullah and connections to other powerful leaders that brought the value of his financial empire into a stratosphere even as his rockets accomplished the same.
For a while this went on quite well and quite profitably.
Then came the day when Donald no longer responded as he had after the implantation. He began to get angry at Musk for unknown reasons, he questioned things Musk did, he acted differently than the chip inclined him to do. It was almost as though Trump’s brain outgrew the chip; a seemingly impossible thing to happen.
Yet………
Musk was desperate to regain his control over ‘The Predator’. But then came the famous spat that was heard around the world. Musk was kicked out of the White House and off the de-financing project he was working on, angry Twitters went back and forth between the two and the famous split came. Musk accused The Donald of being an Epstein sucker and, of course, Trump denied it.
The two separated. Musk went back to South Africa and Trump to Mar-A-Lago. The whole world, and especially the U.S., breathed a lot easier.
Thereby came the secret Musk-Putin meeting. Thereby came the trading of the micro-chip implanting. Thereby came Putin’s delicate transplanting of the new, more efficient chip in Donald’s cranium as he slept (former KGB agents are especially adept at this sort of thing). Thereby came the volcanic rumblings felt throughout the U.S. in the nation changing events initiated by a robotized Trump. The National Guard sent into Democratic governed cities. The tariffs, the ICE invasions, the lack of controls on the power of the Presidency, the bombing of South American boats, the general chaos that resulted from a President who swore he was stopping chaos.
Putin played Trump’s brain like he had a joystick attached to it.
Actually, he did!
I will report more on this development as America un-develops………