How many times has this happened to you? Your prospective bosses scheduled your final job interivew at the gourmet Italian Restaurant, Il Machiavelli, when, oh no, pasta sauce escapes from your fork only to land on your previously whiter than bleached snowy-white shirt. Your hosts look at you aghast. All of a sudden they sport poker faces. You’ve lost that awesome job. Word will get around the hiring world. Far from heading a division at a major corporation, you’ll find yourself doing part-time work at a fast-food restaurant.
But it did have to be that way. If only there were an business-apparel chain that sold clothing that hides stains.
And now there is. Food Stain Apparel(tm) sells shirts, pants, jackets, bras, you name it, that completely hide all food stains.
Wear an invincible shirt. Wear Food Stain Apparel.
Today’s featured shirt is called Mustard Arriba and is attractively shown below. Sport this shirt wherever you dine. You’ll never fear mustard stains again. Arriba!
You can’t spot the mustard stain. Arriba!
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I’ve done the major corporation thing.
It’s far from food for the soul.