Lie Your Way To Power and the Presidency.
Being Rich Isn’t The Only Thing- IT IS THE BEST THING!
Marriage- A Great Way To Save Money On Sex And Avoid Spending It On Prostitutes.
Women Go Big Time For Presidents- Don’t I Know!
Great Things Epstein Taught Me About Getting Into The Underwear Zone.
Eastern European Women Are Easy!
Making Grift A Normal Government Policy.
Letting Russian Oligarchs Get A U.S. Visa- A Truly Patriotic Act!
Why Special Concentration Camps Should Be Built For Democrats.
Using The Presidency For Private Enterprises- A Tidal Wave of Profits!
Epstein- A Martyr For Free Love (Well, Low Cost Love, Let’s Say)
Government- A Useful Tool For Business (As Long As It Minds Its Own Business!)
Environmentalism- A Toxic Poison To Unlimited Business (Who Cares If A Few Forest Animals Or People Die? There’s Money To Be Made In Them Woods!)
Women- Creatures Put On Earth To Obey Men And Be Sex Objects! (And Not To Meddle In Politics!)
The Bible According To Trump -”Verily Ye Shalt Honor Me Above All Other Men!”
Being Patriotic To The Dollar Bill- All Other Things Come In Second.
The Only Good Immigrant Is A White Or Rich Immigrant. (Being Rich And White Is A Great Combination Too!)