I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters.–Donald Trump, 2016.
Look what he can doo-doo now…and he’s still loved by these supporters.
Die-Hard MAGA You libtard idiots can’t fathom his intricate layered strategy. You see a poop in a pool. WRONG. It’s a brilliant 4-D chess movement.
Christian Evangelicals The Lord God has chosen Trump to save the United States of America. And the Lord moves his anointed ones in mysterious ways.
Tech Bros Trump nails the most effective way to push out innovation that cannot be ignored: Go where no one has ever gone before.
QAnon Adherents Q’s cryptic messages–Q-Drops–predicted Trump’s triumph over Satan-worshipping child abusers. And so it begins: with the first T-Drop.
White House Physicians Microbial analysis confirms the President has the guts and digestive prowess of 25 year old Navy SEAL.
Far-Right Conspiracy Influencers What better way to call out the stinking corruption of the Deep State than taking a dump in the Deep End?
Anti-Regulation Libertarians We are so sick of the woke environmentalists nagging us about water safety.
January 6 Rioters Fake News! It’s not Trump’s turd. It’s Nancy Pelosi’s turd. I saw it first on her desk!
Wavering Supporters A global trade war? Federal troops occupying US cities? A skinny pale dookie floating in the pool? All distractions from the REAL CRISIS: Hiding the Epstein files.