Author: Jourdan Arenson
Bull market in pessimistic proclamations threatens nation-wide hand basket shortage
CHARLESTON, SC–During the annual meeting of the American Hand Basket Association, Dirk Dillion warned of a coming shortage in his industry: “We are simply not supplying enough product to meet the explosive American demand for proclaiming […]
John McCain begins hunger strike to demand personal integrity from President Trump.
PHOENIX, AZ–John McCain, the senator from Arizona who has endured tremendous personal sacrifice in service of his county, has begun a hunger strike to demand that Donald Trump act with the dignity required of a […]
America: Even greater than I thought
When I was little, they used to tell us the reason America was so great was that anybody could grow up to be president. A black boy could grow up to be president (and one […]
The lower the presidential debate goes, the better for our democracy
Many recent editorials have bemoaned the depths to which the presidential election has sunk. This reaction is wrongheaded. Normally, I pay little attention to politics. This election, I check the latest campaign news on my […]
A Trump secret that could please Democrats
At the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Seth Meyers observed: “Donald Trump has been saying he will run for President as a Republican, which is surprising since I assumed he was running as a joke.” […]