Now Governor Evers took great exception to this intrusion upon the peace and calm that Midwesterners have and sent a message that Illinois borders just a fraction of Lake Michigan that Illinois does. In fact, there is another state that shares a coast with even more shoreline than either state which shall remain unnamed (Our researchers are already delving into what state that could be). Then he went on to say in a more un-Midwesterner way- “If anything, Lake Michigan should be named after the state that gets the goods coming in from the Atlantic first! That &%$$##&(expletive meaning “a man not borne by a married woman”) should keep his nicknames to himself!”
To make things worse, Governor Pritzger also stated that he in tended on annexing Green Bay, a major city in Wisconsin, to keep it from falling into hostile foreign hands. Upon learning of this Governor Evers,normally known for being laid back as is required by law in Wisconsin, hit the roof foaming. “That takes it all!” he fumed, ¨That Nazi (expletive hinting that the others mother mated with a gorilla) should go back the Congo where he came from! And I don’t mean South Chicago by that! He knows full well that Green Bay is home of the Green Bay Packers, the greatest football team team ever wear a jersey and that we will not give them up without a fight!”
In retaliation, Governor Evers immediately issued an Emergency law to rapidly deploy Wisconsin State Patrol men to the Illinois border to build a wall to keep Illinois citizens out, especially Chicago Bears fans. Quoting Evers- “Bears fans are the worst pestilence that we could possibly get here in Wisconsin. The come after our great beer, the come to paw over our healthy, pure, well endowed Wisconsin women and they come to kidnap our cows for some God forsaken reason that I don’t really want to know why about. We need them like we need another tornado! I don’t care if that (expletive suggesting that the other Governor wanted an unholy relationship with an Illinois cow), he ain’t gittin’ our Green Bay!”
In response, Governor Pritzger fumed “Why, that (possible expletive suggesting that Evers “knew” a certain Presidents wife in a Biblical meaning of the word in a fashion that could rain unmercifullness upon the Capitol of Illinois like it did upon Sodom and Gomorrah.) Wisconsin weasel should just keep his nose up there in the cheese curds where it belongs! Our Bears team could eat their panty waist boys for breakfast and puke up better football players afterwards!”
After hearing this Evers immediately drew funds out of the Wisconsin Treasury to go towards the building of the wall which would include guard towers and a moat. When asked why he included a moat Evers explained “Because I always wanted a fort with a moat around it! This is the closest I will probably ever get!”
This is a somewhat similar sentiment shared by a certain President with his wall.