Prohibited from Showering with U. S. Women’s Hockey Team, Patel Celebrates with Men’s Squad

Critics of FBI Director Kash Patel’s beer-chugging appearance in the locker room of the U. S. Men’s hockey team after their gold-medal victory over Canada on Sunday are eating a big slice of humble pie today.  

According to Patel, “the only reason I showed up in the men’s locker room was because the U. S. women’s team wouldn’t let me shower with them after their gold-medal win last week.  That rejection very hurtful.  I was just trying to be supportive; I never would have shared publicly any selfies I took with the ladies.  

“Our male Olympians, on the other hand, welcomed me with open arms.  I’ll never forget their kindness.  God bless all American men.”

 

 

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