‘Tangled Up In Brown’
This is a ditty over our Great Predator’s attack and ‘take-over’ of the nation of Venezuela. It is sung to the tune of Bob Dylan’s famous ‘Tangled Up In Blue’ song which I have as ruthlessly and shamelessly kidnapped as Donald did Maduro and his wife.
I am certain that if Dylan learned about this grand theft of his material he would ruthlessly and shamelessly sue me over it and I would be reduced to ruthless and shameful poverty and humiliation. But I would then ruthlessly and shamelessly praise him and his work and offer my version of the lyrics for him to sing for free and he would say, “Yeah! Great!” and we would both wander away happy at the deal. Really he is a decent guy when you get down to it otherwise he wouldn’t have written all those great songs!
Here is the song as I semi-brilliantly and shamelessly re-imagined it to the tune of Tangled Up In Blue:
Tangled Up In Brown
Predator Trump he made a mistake
when Maduro he kidnapped.
He thought it would be a piece of cake
and about it he proudly rapped.
But word got out about the affair
and the truth was laid out bare
Latinos over all the land did frown
and Donald found himself
Tangled Up In Brown!
Everyone in the Americas was stressed
when he also threatened Mexico.
What he would do was anyone’s guess
and everything looked like it might blow!
All of Latin America was filled up with ire
and called dear Donald a clown.
Anger spread like a real wildfire
And soon Trump was found to be
Tangled Up In Brown!
Donald he wanted the oil
And pretended it was about justice righteous
But it was more about what was under their soil
And his claims were just fictitious.
Trump said “We will run this place!”
And I will wear the Crown!”
It will be a Paradise!”
With Donald not realizing
that he was getting Tangled Up In Brown!”
Protests happened all around the world
and the streets were filled with strife
All around the globe Venezuelan flags were unfurled
and the protests were full of life.
The rebellion now shook and did quake
and Trump thought that he would drown.
But that is what happens when needless trouble you make
and you get to meet the wrath
when you get Trampled Up By Brown!