Donald Trump, his eroded mind ever coming up with new things to keep him in the news and to further his control of all things monetary, governmental and debased, has started a new organization designed to unite his followers and those more powerful and influential people who support him. It is called C.R.E.E.P.S. Union which stands for the Crooks, Republicans, Evangelists, Egoists, Pedophiles and Sadists Union. Its intent is to keep his base support (which is really quite base) supporting him and under his control and consolidating those with a lot of wealth and power to keep them on his side as well.
Trump made himself the President of the federation (of course) and put the dues to be a member at 1 Million dollars which can be paid directly into a Trump bank account (of course).Numerous Arabic, Maga-ites, washed up celebrities, Eastern European and Mega Church preachers rushed in to get their memberships, making Trump’s bank account grow 10 fold.
Some famous individuals jumped on the opportunity immediately upon hearing of it.
Jon Voigt, a former worthwhile actor, was excited by the project and borrowed some money from his sceptical daughter Angelina Jolie to purchase a share. Elon Musk, in a rare example of fathering, bought all of his many kids a share, some of whom he had to ask the mother their names. Nicki Manaj, fresh from cuddling with her secret infatuation, Donald T., bought several accounts to pass out to the only two friends she has left after cuddling with the Donald. Marjorie Taylor Green even bought a couple to openly burn in a barbeque pit at her next televised interview.
As is usual now with our ‘Man Who Would Be King’ Donald Trump, many ridiculed and shouted out against his Majesty’s latest headline making news. George Clooney called it “an insult on what little intelligence MAGA has left!”. Jane Fonda stated that Donald had “finally made the leap from being Cro-Magnom to being a real Neanderthal. Bernie Sanders called Trump ‘the worst thing since Satan’ and Time Magazine voted him ‘Despot of the Year’ beating out even Putin and Kim Jong Un!
Narendra Modi, Putin, Recep Erdogan, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mohammed bin Salmon, Matt Gaetz, Kid Rock and Sylvester Stallone all clamored to be a part of the fun. Ted Nugent bought ten for his whole family, both legitimate and illegitimate.
Trump’s sons have become ambassadors for the group and, using their father’s own way of doing things, jetted around the world on taxpayers money to proselytize the new operation. They also made sure to list it as a non-profit to avoid paying taxes. Real chumps off the old block, these kids are!
Now- for you regular suckers…..I mean ‘supporters’! Here is your chance to support our great Predator …,.I mean President, Donald J. Trump who is taking this country for all he can……..I mean treating this country to all he can! Just send in as much money as you possibly can to President Trump’s CREEPS c/o PONZI (Presidential Organization Needing Zillions of Investors).
As Eric, Donald’s lesser favorite son stated to the press, “This will be a great bargain to those who support my father, the Greatest President Ever!, as he told me to tell you. This is a super opportunity to help the future of the America that my dad is President of twice now and probably will be a couple of times more in the future if he keeps taking his pills. He will make America Great Again just as soon as he starts putting Democrats and Liberals into the concentration camps I am not supposed to tell you about. He will be not only the greatest President in the United States ever, but also the best King that England and France ever saw if his secret plans that he also told me not to tell you about go through. In fact, he will probably be the Emperor of all Europe! That would be close to being King of the whole world. He told me I could rule Latvia if I wanted to. He is the greatest Dad a dumb kid could ever want!”