Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Anal Blow Out

How many times has this happened to you? Your friends came over to your house for a friendly, low-stakes Parcheesi tournament. Within minutes, all of them sport faces contorted with enormous, deep-tissue frowns. Why, your […]

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It’s easy to spot my bad points but that’s only because I have so many.

I’m a lot off things. I’m inconsiderate; self-centred; self-absorbed; self-important; impatient; forgetful and inconsiderate and that’s just what my friends say about me. Everybody seems to point out my endless bad points but nobody remembers […]

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