I hate it when people throw cigarette butts out their car window and orange fiery ashes fly under my car. I hate it when people wait in line until everything that they are buying is rung up before they start to write their check. I hate it when people in front of me go into the fast food drive through to special order a smorgasbord rather than walking their lazy ass inside. I hate it when someone takes my parking spot. I hate it when people do not know what they want. I hate it when I do not know what I want.
I hate it when my cable box needs rebooted. I hate it when the batteries are not included. I hate it when the directions suck. I hate it when my engine light comes on. I hate it when I feel like a good bowel movement may be coming on but when I get to the bathroom I find out it was just gas.
I hate when people ask, “How are you?” and don’t expect an answer. I hate when people say, “Have a nice day.” I hate it when people mention the fact that others have it far worse as a means of making themselves feel better. I hate it when people say that they were lucky after having an accident. I hate it when people say that they are sorry after someone dies. I hate it when a machine says, “You are not authorized for that action.”
I hate it when someone says, “Goodbye.” I hate it when someone says, “I washed my hands of that.” I hate it when someone says, “I don’t love you anymore.”
I hate it that fatty foods will kill us. I hate it that salty foods will kill us. I hate it that sugary food will kill us. I hate it that too much food will kill us. I hate it that not enough food kills too many of us. I hate it that not enough vitamins will kill us. I hate it that too many vitamins will kill us. I hate it that about the only food that everyone agrees will not kill us is broccoli, at least as far as I know.
I hate it that sex can kill us. I hate pain. I hate sorrow.
I hate it that not enough things make us live longer. I hate it that not enough things make our lives easier. I hate it when days are long. I hate it when life is short. I hate it when we can’t get along.
I hate it when we find too many reasons to hate.
that hatred takes a LOT of energy, i hate that! 🙂
Yes but it is energy put to good use.
Do you feel better now? 😉
Yes I do thank you very much. Appreciate the chance to vent.
have a nice day
The food stuff is always so true! What does one eat? I hate that every two years they tell me what was good for me really wasn’t and it’s going to kill me when I thought I was making me healthier.
I know, it’s enough to drive you nuts.
Yeah. If you don’t like broccoli all that much, you’re kind of screwed.
I happen to like broccoli, especially in a spicy stir-fry. So that’s one good thing I guess.
I hate the fact this article had to end . . . I LOVE IT! Good one Billy! 🙂
Thank you so much! Appreciate the smile.
Like what the hell do you want me to do with my cigarette butts? I sure as hell don’t want those stinky things in my car! Out the window they go!! And if you don’t like it TO-FING-BAD! bunghole!
So many people share those sentiments, LoL.
Ha, I loved this. 🙂
Thanks, glad you didn’t hate it.