I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.
Sometimes I wonder why I can’t have nice things. Then I remember I had to look up how to clean gravy off my smartphone. Twice.…





Love it. Now considering tattooing “Huge” and “Firm” on each boob.
Love this mentality! Great one Jarod!