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A picture is worth 500 words + another 500 words

August 29, 2012
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“I have a dream,” said I to whoever was listening. Truth be known, there weren’t many listening but those who were, were fixated on my four words. I decided that the time was right to expand on the words but remembered the old adage that a picture is worth 500 words + another 500 words. I shut up and employed my prop, to perfect effect, if I say so myself:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to A picture is worth 500 words + another 500 words

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 30, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    By the way, you do know that cutting off someone’s head with a sword (or whatever that is) is against the law in most countries, right?

    • August 30, 2012 at 6:22 pm

      How right you are. That’s why I’m looking into having myself declared a Sovereign State. Once the paperwork comes through, everything should just fall into place!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 30, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Who is more worth hating in your opinion: Justin Bieber or Bon Jovi?

    • August 30, 2012 at 6:20 pm

      Now that’s a fascinating question. Bon Jovi have already damaged society to an irreparable state. Jason Bieber on the other hand, is relatively new to poisoning music. With this in mind, if one could only behead one of them with a sword, I would choose the Bieber. That guy has the potential to infect generations so we should really move sooner rather than later!

  3. August 29, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Hm. Something tells me Jason Bieber is not going to be happy with you.

    • August 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

      I don’t think she’d appreciate you calling her “Jason”!

      • August 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm

        Touche! Oops, What is his name? Justin?

        • August 30, 2012 at 4:36 am

          If you Google Jason Bieber, it doesn’t even bother asking you “did you mean…? It just goes ahead and shows Justin Bieber.



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