People who have butlers shouldn’t be surprised when somebody ends up mysteriously murdered.
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People who have butlers shouldn’t be surprised when somebody ends up mysteriously murdered.
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It just goes with the territory. Have a butler; have a murder. It’s that simple!
I can just see the Butlers’ Union getting up in arms over this one!