It was a cold Monday night back in December 1999 when I read something that I’ve never quite forgotten. Betwixt now and then, I’ve absorbed knowledge like a dry sponge that was as dry as a desert which is really dry. They say you can prove anything with statistics and they’ve been proven to be right. Feed your knowledge center with this fact, supped from the non-biodegradable, styrofoam cup of everlasting certainty and massage your eye muscles with these wondrous words of wisdom:
Since this announcement came at the end of the millenium, it is safe to assume that the continuation of normal rules of mathematics was being called into question!
I guess the lack of math skills might lead to pregnancies. obviously, many cannot count!
There’s a part of me that questions if the info is true at all. There’s just something about it that doesn’t add up! Sorry, there was no way I could resist that! 🙂
HA HA! The pun was well worth the giggle