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I have discovered a solitary factual fact

October 28, 2012
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I know obsessive compulsive behavior is wrong and I know it’s not right but I don’t see anything wrong with having an all-consuming infatuation that seeps through the very fiber of your being. I fully understand that nobody fully understands how magnets work but just because nobody can figure out how they work doesn’t mean I’m supposed to be able to sleep at night. Why should I be allowed to sleep when the greatest of mysteries remains unsolved? This life, this desolate path of pain I travel is a never-ending journey of discovery where I have discovered a solitary factual fact:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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6 Responses to I have discovered a solitary factual fact

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    October 28, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    I’ve heard of magnetic attraction, but this is ridiculous.

    • October 29, 2012 at 5:31 am

      Just think of all the people who were thinking about putting magnets in their anus. These are the people we’ve helped here today and we should feel proud about this!

  2. October 28, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    I think these are wise words. Magnets belong in many places but anuses can be tricky.

    • October 29, 2012 at 5:30 am

      At least we’ve learned about one place where magnets don’t belong so that can only be a good thing!

  3. October 28, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    I don’t see the attraction for putting magnets in your anus, maybe this is just for the Poles!

    • October 29, 2012 at 5:27 am

      I’m just happy to have created an anus/magnets discussion. The world could do with more of these discussions!



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