I bought a table, chair, and bookshelf from IKEA. Came home, mixed up the parts, put them together, and now I have three guillotines.
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as…
I think you made very practical furniture with that!
I hope you put that joke on Twitter!