I think it was the dude who wrote Sherlock Holmes who said something about eliminating the impossible and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. What I’m going to ask you to imagine, goes against every fiber of your being. It’s going to sound strange and it’s going to sound like I’m asking you to waste your time. That’s because it is strange and I am asking you to waste your time. Are you ready to enter the twilight zone? Okay, here we go; Imagine Justin Bieber was more masculine than she actually is and imagine this:
Maybe if we all just ignore Justin Bieber, he’ll go away.
It doesn’t work. I’ve tried it. My niece was watching her on TV and she started playing drums with her band – Bieber, not my niece. My niece thought she was a good drummer and although it greatly pains me to admit it, she is a good drummer. It still doesn’t mean she should be allowed to breathe the same air as the rest of us.
Just…make…it…stop!
One day Mike, one day she’ll disappear and proper order will be restored.