Our normal friend Tom is as sane as a teething baby in a topless bar full of topless women who are just dying to breastfeed teething babies. Our Normal friend Tom is so normal that everyone else is as abnormal as an abacus that’s allergic to Penicillin. Our normal friend Tom gets as animated as Toy Story 3 at the mere mention of Batman’s girlfriend. Our normal friend Tom bought a fridge Today:
I wonder if the people who created the perfume that smells just like a newly unpacked computer could make one that smells like a new fridge on sale in an appliance store. If so, you should give some to Tom for Christmas.
That would be cool and one less pressy to worry about but back to being serious for a moment, last night he slept in a washing machine!
I think he’s just looking at his reflection in the shiny finish! For which, I would just blame Hollywood.
Is it Actors who can’t see their reflection when they look in the mirror?
Such care he takes into finding the right appliance. However, I must warn him, those lip marks will be hard to get out on stainless steel. For appliance sex, he should go for a matte-type finish.
I must pass that on to him, that’s something he could really work with!
Seeing that your friend “Tom” looks a lot like “Tom Cruise” . . . I blame Scientology.
Not only does he look like Tom Cruise, he is Tom Cruise but back to being serious for a moment, it’s so easy to blame Scientology, Bon Jovi hating and other credible religions but yeah, I blame Scientology too!
LOL now I’m positive Scientology is the work of a weird devil cult because Tom’s new love interest is a shiny self-reflecting refrigerator, ha ha ha!
It seems like a natural progression – it didn’t work out with Batman’s girlfriend so he turned to the appliance that houses the comfort eating food!