Science, like a calculator, answers the really difficult questions in life. If it wasn’t for Science, there would be no beer to drown out the terror that the sound of Bon Jovi insist on making but Science never stopped George Lucas from making the Star Wars prequels and for that reason, we will never sleep content again. Science made the glue that sticks pictures of Paris Hilton on the dart board and for that we are truly thankful but science refuses to tell us how magnets work and for that there is no forgiveness. Science gave us the internet and the internet gave us the perfect woman so I suppose we can leave it be, for now:
And she always lets you have the remote!
Ah now Mike, there’s no such thing as everything!
Poor, poor deluded men. Like this creature is ever going to exist! LOL
Excuse me Don Don’s, she does exist and then I wake up and go to work!