LOOKING TO HIRE: RESPONSIBLE, HYGIENIC EMPLOYEE TO REMOVE GREEN M&M’S FROM MY DRESSING ROOM.
The tour bus is getting customized and the roadies are psyched. You heard it right. The author of “Elevating Overman” is preparing to speak at a town near you, providing you live somewhere near Denver, Rochester, Boca Raton or Los Angeles — with more venues to follow. Specifics are being kept under wraps for fear of massive ticket scalping, but rest assured, the powers that be are doing everything they can do make sure regular people get to attend. I can pretty much guarantee you that Jack Nicholson will not be monopolizing the front row seats at the Rochester JCC. Full disclosure: I hear Dyan Cannon is circling Boca.
Can I have your green M&Ms?
I just changed my mind. I like green. It’s yellow that’s the villain.
I’ll take the yellow ones if you find them obnoxious. I’m not particular.
By the way, I bought the Kindle version of your book and I look forward to reading it, beginning today.
I fear that there is a Diva in the making here. Or is it Divo. Not sure. However, if you start demanding spring water from only a certain spring in France or only custom made “Lily” scented candles, we are going to have to take you down!
This is awesome Bruce, Congrats!