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The Facts of Life as Told by Conservative Congressman Todd Akin

August 19, 2012
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According to Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.), “legitimate victims of rape” rarely get pregnant. The ultra-conservative congressman says that women have the ability to shut down whatever it is that gets women pregnant while they are being assaulted.  ( I think the term he was looking for was penis, but…) Women everywhere are amazed by his knowledge of female biology.  I would like to state my theory that Representative Akin does not have the ability to produce a rational thought as his brain cells have shut down from the many times his foot has been shoved into his mouth. I am pretty sure, that unlike his theory, mine can be proved.

Stephanie Queen

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3 Responses to The Facts of Life as Told by Conservative Congressman Todd Akin

  1. August 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Claire McCaskill is very lucky to have Todd for her opponent! Even the Republicans are looking for an independent write-in candidate now.

  2. August 21, 2012 at 11:48 am

    It NEVER ceases to amaze me what comes out of a man’s mouth when pontificating his overabundance of knowledge toward a woman’s anatomy!

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 19, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Wow! The man just invented another old wives’ tale. That takes some doing.



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