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The Frustrations of Golf

September 20, 2012
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A teed-off homeowner in Reno, Nevada, whose house overlooks a golf course, opened fire on two golfers playing the 16th hole after one of them hit an errant shot that shattered a window on the man’s home.  Apparently, the homeowner did not understand that when he built his house on a golf course, there was a risk that golf balls might end up on his property. Fortunately, only one of the golfers was slightly injured.   The homeowner, realizing that putting a bullet hole in the golfer might be considered a crime, ran off and was later arrested at an attorney’s office.  The moral of this sordid tale:  A hole in one does not always make you a winner when it comes to the game of golf.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/08/us-usa-crime-golfer-idUSBRE88700S20120908

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh, the Founder of HumorOutcasts.com and the newly launched HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books, is a veteran journalist whose detour into humor writing has landed her on the pages and blogs of national newspapers and magazines including MORE and FIRST. A former humor columnist for Journal Register Papers, she was a USA Books Contest finalist for her first book "Life On The Off Ramp". A new book which she helped pen with her dogs "A Canine's Guide to the Good Life" has joined two other published humor books "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" and "Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps". Host of BlogTalk's HumorOutcasts Radio, Donna's goal is to help writers find their audience. She hopes to make HumorOutcasts.com THE place to go to for a daily laugh and HumorOutcasts Press, THE place where writers can achieve their publishing dream.

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5 Responses to The Frustrations of Golf

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    September 20, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    He can always plead golf rage.

    • September 21, 2012 at 3:06 pm

      Golf rage has the potential to be huge with its own spin-off game and 3-D film.

  2. September 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Normally, in golf, you count strokes not shots!

    • September 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

      well, I guess when there’s a bullet, a shot has to do! LOL

      • September 21, 2012 at 1:17 pm

        I guess I should have said, “You normally don’t count shots until the 19th hole”!



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