GOOD Fox News personalities try to scare old people. GREAT Fox News personalities practice on their own parents first.
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GOOD Fox News personalities try to scare old people. GREAT Fox News personalities practice on their own parents first.
Rick Snee writes daily for SeriouslyGuys.com, podcasts with the Blast Shields Down Film Review Society, and makes up for his lack of punctuality with a willingness to go ATM.
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Scaring your parents isn’t hard, especially if you are an oldest child. Just having a first baby can scare the pants off a lot of people.
And I bet every one of them at FOX is dying to be great. HA HA