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The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil

June 14, 2012
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The California Border Patrol expressed remorse over allegations that two of their agents engaged in oral sex during a Cirque Du Soleil performance. Arrested for their actions,the pair might also be held responsible for a fire in the theater which resulted when audience members, who witnessed the loud and enthusiastic performance of the border agents, felt the need to light up cigarettes. However, Cirque Du Soleil has decided not to press charges and in fact, has signed the couple to a long-term contract explaining that their death-defying acrobatics and colorful visual display fit in well with the famous traveling show.

Stephanie Queen

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4 Responses to The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil

  1. June 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    If they can do contortions, they’ll be a hit!

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    June 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Wow and I thought necking in a dark movie theater was risky!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      June 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

      p.s. and it shows how old I am using the term “necking” instead of making out, sigh! :(

  3. June 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I’ve seen Cirque Du Soliel a number of times but apparently I haven’t seen the best they have to offer!



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