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The State of Grace

May 20, 2012
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I was at a First Holy Communion this weekend and the priest announced that only those in the state of Grace can partake of the Eucharist. I have two questions: Where is the state of Grace and when was it admitted to the union?

 

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh, the Founder of HumorOutcasts.com and the newly launched HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books, is a veteran journalist whose detour into humor writing has landed her on the pages and blogs of national newspapers and magazines including MORE and FIRST. A former humor columnist for Journal Register Papers, she was a USA Books Contest finalist for her first book "Life On The Off Ramp". A new book which she helped pen with her dogs "A Canine's Guide to the Good Life" has joined two other published humor books "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" and "Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps". Host of BlogTalk's HumorOutcasts Radio, Donna's goal is to help writers find their audience. She hopes to make HumorOutcasts.com THE place to go to for a daily laugh and HumorOutcasts Press, THE place where writers can achieve their publishing dream.

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9 Responses to The State of Grace

  1. May 22, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    I think you should have stood up and asked him to clarify. “Could you give some examples of things that, if I have done them recently, might disqualify me from eating your tasteless cardboard wafer?”

    • May 22, 2012 at 3:55 pm

      Really? Are you just trying to put that final nail in my excommunication coffin? Eric, I think you would have enjoyed this event — then again, maybe not so much. :)

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    May 20, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    I do believe it’s about 30 miles southwest of the state of confusion . . .

    • May 20, 2012 at 9:54 pm

      and right next to intolerance and My way or no Way.

    • May 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

      I do believe, I live in that state.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    May 20, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    I’ll ask my friend Gracie. She’ll be pleased to know that there might have been a state named after her.

    • May 20, 2012 at 8:20 pm

      If it was named after Gracie, can I have her autograph?

  4. Theresa Wiza
    May 20, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    It’s on the off ramp ;)

    • May 20, 2012 at 8:20 pm

      Ah, it’s probably off I-95 too. Everything seems to be off that road. :)



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