I was at a First Holy Communion this weekend and the priest announced that only those in the state of Grace can partake of the Eucharist. I have two questions: Where is the state of Grace and when was it admitted to the union?
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I was at a First Holy Communion this weekend and the priest announced that only those in the state of Grace can partake of the Eucharist. I have two questions: Where is the state of Grace and when was it admitted to the union?
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I think you should have stood up and asked him to clarify. “Could you give some examples of things that, if I have done them recently, might disqualify me from eating your tasteless cardboard wafer?”
Really? Are you just trying to put that final nail in my excommunication coffin? Eric, I think you would have enjoyed this event — then again, maybe not so much.
I do believe it’s about 30 miles southwest of the state of confusion . . .
and right next to intolerance and My way or no Way.
I do believe, I live in that state.
I’ll ask my friend Gracie. She’ll be pleased to know that there might have been a state named after her.
If it was named after Gracie, can I have her autograph?
It’s on the off ramp
Ah, it’s probably off I-95 too. Everything seems to be off that road.