Thirsty Dave and his next of kin, Ken “if anyone can, Ken can” Dawson, are two entrepreneurs par-excellence. Just when you think, they’re not going to become musicians, they only go and become musicians:
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Kathy Minicozzi is not going to like this one at all but as the years go by, she might just forgive me:
What’s the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
HAHAHAHAHA! *snort*
I would have said “You can train a pit bull,” but your punchline is better.
So I’m forgiven? You’re a classy lady.
This reminds me of my brother’s favorite musician joke: What’s the difference between a musician and a savings bond? Eventually, the savings bond will mature and make money!
A young child says to his mother, “Mom, when I grow up I’d like to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
My brother is a professional musician and if he could convert beer bottles into gold, he’d be able to pay for his organ!
Kathy Minicozzi is not going to like this one at all but as the years go by, she might just forgive me:
What’s the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
HAHAHAHAHA! *snort*
I would have said “You can train a pit bull,” but your punchline is better.
So I’m forgiven? You’re a classy lady.
This reminds me of my brother’s favorite musician joke: What’s the difference between a musician and a savings bond? Eventually, the savings bond will mature and make money!
A young child says to his mother, “Mom, when I grow up I’d like to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
My brother is a professional musician and if he could convert beer bottles into gold, he’d be able to pay for his organ!