Thirsty Dave was wrong but try telling him that. His latest hobby is making citizens arrests and he doesn’t really need much of a reason to put his hobby into practice. I was sitting on a bench, minding lots of people’s business and before I could log on to Facebook and tell the world that my cat needed deodorant, I was accosted by the thirsty one and duly arrested. There’s nothing worse than a thirsty man who thinks he has the law on his side and I was firmly put in my place. I told him I had done nothing wrong and the police told him the same but he produced a picture to back up his actions and I still haven’t figured out, if the whole thing was a joke or not:
Thank Goodness that you have shown us how justice can work if more citizens get involved. Whoever made up this sign truly has a grasp on when benches are working correctly so they can be opened.
Someone said absolute power corrupts absolutely and this just goes to show that they were absolutely right.