Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids

When we heard that Thirsty Dave had a nephew, we were massively surprised. The idea that someone, somewhere would bring a child into this world with someone who is related to the thirsty one, was just mind-blowingly, mind-blowing. We took a moment to take in the news and the moment became an hour and the hour became 7 hours and 85 minutes. Tale after tale about how advanced he was for his age, how smarter he was than the other kids and how he had a fake ID, ensued. No one really knows how much of it was true but he definitely looks older than the other kids:

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2 thoughts on “Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids”

  1. I am a little worried about Thirsty Dave’s gene pool. Did not your government think to take action before allowing his family to procreate? Then again, the baby does a great job keeping his beard and mustache well groomed.

    1. It’s funny that you should mention that. We had an election but for some unknown and probably underhanded reason, Thirsty Dave’s family were allowed to procreate. The whole election smells of corruption to me but if it wasn’t rigged, we wouldn’t have the cute, bearded baby.

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