This is what happens when you don’t read the book

I’m often asked how I became so tolerant of Bon Jovi, Justin Bieber and Nuns. I often answer “are you having a laugh?”. The handful of things I know about in this life are the handful of things I’ve learned from books. I don’t remember reading ‘learning to live with talentless so-called Musicians – Vol. 1’ or ‘Appreciating the good for nothing talentless’ or ‘A Nun is not a leper’. I won’t say I didn’t look for them but Amazon and the local library just didn’t have them in stock. I’m very much a family man who truly appreciates family values but that’s only because I’ve read the book:

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