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Today’s 5 things to take camping

August 24, 2012
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I’m one of those annoying people who annoys people but that’s only because I know everything or at least I thought I did until today. I’m a massively big fan of camping because it’s a good way to relax, unwind and retreat from the everyday sound of Bon Jovi. I always make a list of the 5 things to take camping and for years my list has included:

Beer

Condoms

Girlfriend

Bon Jovi  paraphernalia to burn

Something to burn the Bon Jovi paraphernalia

For years I’ve been going camping with my 5 things and have been blissfully unaware that there is a better list:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to Today’s 5 things to take camping

  1. August 24, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    I think your original list is more true to the nature of camping, as I learned it from my grandparents! No, wait…they probably didn’t bring any of those things, but it was about exploring nature, which is what I get from your list.

    • August 25, 2012 at 6:57 am

      Nature is definitely where it’s at. You just can’t beat the natural instinct of getting out there and not paying for the goods you took in the shop. Wait a minute, that’s not nature, that’s stealing!

  2. August 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    I don’t know. To me, camping is all about getting out of the shop without paying for the goods. Wait a minute, that’s not camping, that’s stealing!

  3. August 24, 2012 at 7:31 am

    I am not sure if I see anything wrong with her thinking Bill. I might rough it a little more than her and bring only one hair dryer, but I think she has the right idea. Can I add room service to that list?



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