As the U.S. Supreme Court begins to hear arguments from the partisans arguing over the constitutionality of a ban on same-sex marriage, gay marriage proponents sadly ponder Judge Antonin Scalia’s freakishly good health.
Scalia has long been the source of many a ridiculous comment or opinion concerning homosexuals or any other thing in the universe, for that matter.
“Look, the guy is seventy freaking seven years old. He doesn’t exercise, He eats lard by the pound. But he looks fifty! And his blood pressure and pulse rate? Amazing. This asshole his never going to die! His hair is even great,” said gay activist Sid Wetherington, standing outside the Supreme Court complex.
“The guy’s a beast. He’s sticking around for the long haul. I wouldn’t be surprised if he outlasted Sotomayor. We all might need to move to Canada for the next 50 years,” added Wetherington’s partner, Jim Gallegos.
The Court will continue hearing arguments tomorrow.
He may live to be 80 but with that weight he’s cut off 20 years of his life. So, thank god he will only live to be 80. 🙁
That’s it. I’m upping the fat content of my diet.