Pope Francis To Allow Altar Girls, Because Raping Boys Is “Kinda Gay”

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Newly elected Pope Francis has revealed that the church intends to allow and even promote the use of altar girls throughout the world, because he has been told that there may have been some child abuse perpetrated by Catholic priests over the past few decades and doesn’t want the church associated with anything that seems “kinda gay”. The pope was apparently unaware that female altar servers have been performing whatever it is that they do for many years already.

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