This Week’s Winning Lottery Numbers Are . . . . ???

Damn it! Tell me will I win the lottery???
Damn it! Tell me will I win the lottery???

 

This is the first installment of the ongoing series: The Psychic’s Corner.  HO Predicts you will enjoy the posts of the very funny and talented Deb Martin-Webster  

 

“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Jay Leno 

Lots of people ask me the same question.

Q. If you’re psychic why can’t you see which numbers will be picked in the lotteries?

A. Most psychic tap into organic energy flow.  Lottery numbers are chosen by an electronic device.  I can’t tap into electricity.  The last time I tried I ended up giving myself a fried, dyed and laid to the side afro, yikes!  Sticking your fingers into a light socket can give you quite a jolt – not to mention a major headache.  I won’t be doing that again anytime soon!  I’ll keep playing my numbers just like the average Joe and hope I win.

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9 thoughts on “This Week’s Winning Lottery Numbers Are . . . . ???”

  1. It’s too bad, I thought maybe I had an in on my big win. That’s okay Deb, the millions will be more fun if I get the numbers on my own! By the way, so far you are completely on target for the summer!!!!!

    1. Millions would be great! But like I said my chances of winning are the same as Slappy the Fishbait guy! However, my psychic readings have been spot on!!! Had a friend call me yesterday to thank me saying what I told her last year came to fruition!! Score!

    2. Can you do anything to make Don Dons win the lottery? If she wins, Bill Y wins and I have he emails to prove it!

      1. LOL only good vibes for Donna and you! Or like I always say, “Come on universe . . . momma needs a new laptop and tropical vacation!!”

  2. Me too Kathy, I love mixing humor with my ability it makes it less scary and helps folks understand it a little better. My psychic prediction for you is that you’ll never do that again with the table knife! 😉

    1. Yes Mario and I can be your Super Hero psychic partner at Comic Con,’Electro the EightBall’,LOL

  3. Looking forward to this series!

    Organic energy flow is a lot safer than an electric socket. I found that out once when I tried to clean out an air conditioner using a metal table knife without unplugging the unit. Silly me, I thought that I was safe, since I had turned the machine off. The resulting shock was quite a shock.

    1. Me too Kathy, I love mixing humor with my ability it makes it less scary and helps folks understand it a little better. My psychic prediction for you is that you’ll never do that again with the table knife! 😉

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