Everywhere I go, people ask me questions. Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff? I need to spend my day Mocking and sometimes I just don’t have the time for questions. I asked my boss if she would stop asking me questions. She only went and asked me, why? People are so obsessed with asking questions, that they’ve now began asking questions of animals as the below depiction depicts:
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Love the questions. BTW… 4 out of 5 penguins are dissatisfied with the new “Casual Friday” dress code.
It turned out to be a series discussion about Penguin Bars!
This is probably an Amazon survey; my email is full of them! They should ask me how I feel about all these surveys!
Those Amazon surveys are everywhere although I’ve yet to see one on Amazon!
How likely are you to refer these questions to some of your penguin friends?
Well, I don’t have lots of penguin friends but that’s because I have an irrational fear of nuns!
That little guy is really studying the form. Is this a performance review?
There was a comment about “Give a man a fish …” and the little dude had a lot to say about it!
Yes, questions have definitely gone too far. So how did the penguin answer?
Well there was a whole lot of screeching going on but he wanted to highlight his fear of nuns!
Love the questions. BTW… 4 out of 5 penguins are dissatisfied with the new “Casual Friday” dress code.
It turned out to be a series discussion about Penguin Bars!
This is probably an Amazon survey; my email is full of them! They should ask me how I feel about all these surveys!
Those Amazon surveys are everywhere although I’ve yet to see one on Amazon!
How likely are you to refer these questions to some of your penguin friends?
Well, I don’t have lots of penguin friends but that’s because I have an irrational fear of nuns!
That little guy is really studying the form. Is this a performance review?
There was a comment about “Give a man a fish …” and the little dude had a lot to say about it!
Yes, questions have definitely gone too far. So how did the penguin answer?
Well there was a whole lot of screeching going on but he wanted to highlight his fear of nuns!