Poor Justin.
He is currently suffering from Castroenteritis, brought on by the death of Fidel Castro.
This is the condition of developing stomach pains and diarrhea from losing a fellow dictator. In this case, Justin has diarrhea in the mouth.
Oh I know, Justin isn’t quit the dictator kind. What stops him from going too far is the crying, after say, putting people in front of a firing squad or locking up dissenters who, on the plus side, still get free health care.
Don’t cry, Justin. I hear Mr. Jong-il is feeling just fine these days.