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United We Fall

April 20, 2017
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United Airlines forcibly ejected another passenger today.

This situation was a little different because the plane was at 30,000 feet.

Asked why they repeated the same mistake, given all the bad publicity, the CEO, Oscar (the wizard of) Munoz said, “Well, the situation was a little different since the plane was at 30,000 feet so, understandably, the staff thought it was okay.”

Unfortunately, it turns out cop the who ejected the passenger experienced a flashback to his thug training and heave-hoed the passenger, thinking it was all a test of his ability to be inhumane.

The United stock price fell with the passenger.

PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that’s only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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One Response to United We Fall

  1. April 20, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    I gather this passenger was NOT one of the main characters in “The Satanic Verses.”



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