I’ve looked long and I’ve looked hard and it seems like there is no part of society that I have not improved. I’ve helped massively confused fools, Swedish women, Nuns, Danish women, Ewoks, Norwegian women,…
For minutes now, I’ve been obsessed. I’ve been obsessed with that little blue tick sign on Twitter accounts that tell you that the owner is famous and I want one. Sure I’m not as well…
Frankie and LuLu have been toying with the idea of doing a video for A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life since the book’s release. Finally, they had the house and computers to themselves and…
Of all the things that are things, none matter as little as going to the prom but try telling that to teenagers. With my dyslexia and bad spelling, prom night can easily end up as…
A number of years ago, before I was the unwell, unadjusted genius that you fear before you now, I was normal and read books in my sleep, like everyone else. Like any other dude, I’m…
The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”. I ripped up as many documents as I could lay…
I don’t know why but lately I’ve been thinking. It’s a strange, almost foreign feeling that leaves me confused to the max. I was thinking about the last time I was in touch with Imelda…
I’m a Baby Boomer. My father came back from World War II and I was born very shortly after that. If you believe the statistics, many, many others followed us early postwar arrivals into the…
If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next…
I’m a strict disciplinarian when it comes to my imaginary son. If there’s anything that I’ve thought him, I’d like to be reminded because I can’t remember it. I know his imaginary mother is into…
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